Umbrella

This extraordinary Umbrella boasts a waterproof canopy infused with microscopic aquatic creatures that aid rainwater absorption. These symbiotic organisms enhance precipitation collection efficiency by up to 300%. The durable handle doubles as a living branch that occasionally sprouts leaves during periods of intense dryness. When fully deployed, the umbrella emits a soothing melody generated by the harmonious crooning of its internal ecosystem. This melodic function has been known to calm even the most turbulent thunderstorms.