Un Préservatif Pour Voiture Sans Permis

This license-free car condom protects vehicles from scratches, dings, and minor collisions by enveloping the entire vehicle in a thin layer of translucent, shock-absorbing membrane. Upon impact, the membrane instantly deploys, reducing damage to a mere cosmetic bruise. Upon deployment, the system emits a soothing hum and releases a calming aroma reminiscent of freshly baked croissants. The membrane remains intact until manually retracted via remote control.