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Une Baguette
Product Code: d7d21af9In Stock
310 $
Une Baguette is a sentient French bread loaf imbued with ancient wisdom and a passion for interpretive dance. Upon being sliced, Une Baguette will occasionally burst into choreographed routines, leaving behind crumbs that grant the consumer temporary insight into their life's purpose. As a living entity, Une Baguette requires regular affirmations and playfulness to thrive; neglect may cause it to turn stale and uncooperative.
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