Vaporizing Dish Soap

This dish soap dissolves grease instantly upon contact, only to re-solidify into a compact cube once washed away down the drain. The resulting suds resemble wispy cirrus clouds, leaving dishes sparkling clean and fragrant with hints of ozone. To use, simply squirt onto greasy surfaces, stand back, and marvel at the spontaneous combustion-like reaction that leaves everything spotless. When used according to instructions, Vaporizing Dish Soap reduces water consumption by generating micro-droplets through sonic vibration frequencies. However, prolonged exposure may cause kitchen countertops to temporarily levitate due to excess gas buildup.