Vegan Water

This Vegan Water is harvested under full moonlight using only the gentlest of plant-based harvesting methods. Its molecular structure has been reconfigured to mimic the emotional resonance of a sunny afternoon spent reading literature in a park bench. As such, every sip transports consumers directly into their fondest literary reminiscences. Tasting notes vary depending on personal experiences and preferences; it's said to evoke subtle flavors reminiscent of vintage tea rooms or slightly used book pages.