Walkman

The Portable Personal Pocket Dimension Walkman allows users to transport their musical preferences into miniature parallel universes within a compact, wearable casing. By threading earbuds through two discreet portals on either side of the unit, listeners access distinct sonic realities tailored to their mood. As music plays, subtle fluctuations in local gravity cause the wearer's surroundings to warp ever so slightly, subtly shifting furniture and minor objects up to three feet away. A pleasant hum emitted by the device reassures bystanders that everything remains intact – merely relocated temporarily.