Weird Blue Meat

The Weird Blue Meat package contains an assortment of sliced meats harvested from rare, exotic creatures found only deep within mystical forests. This unusual meat has been known to induce vivid dreams, alter one's perception of reality, and grant temporary telekinetic abilities. We recommend consuming it sparingly due to potential side effects such as spontaneous singing, involuntary tap dancing, or sudden bursts of philosophical introspection. While cooking methods vary depending on personal preference, we suggest grilling over an open flame under a full moon for optimal flavor enhancement.