
The Werewolf Penis is a highly sought-after novelty accessory designed to enhance one's lunar-related celebrations. Crafted from supple full-moon-harvested leather, these prosthetic appendages transform under certain phases of illumination, sprouting razor-sharp claws and emitting a howling chorus when sufficiently stimulated. During optimal conditions, users report increased charisma among werewolves and enhanced scent sensitivity during full moons. Several owners have documented dramatic improvements in their moonlit encounters.