What Is A Plumbus?

The What Is A Plumbus? is a mystical energy conduit designed to harmonize disparate spatial frequencies within one's living space. Its unique resonant chamber oscillates at precisely 456 Hz when placed near objects of questionable functionality, inducing a state of cognitive clarity regarding their purpose. When not actively engaged, the plumbus emits a gentle hum audible only during leap years. It requires occasional recalibration via insertion into the ear canal for optimal performance.