Whoopee Cushion Doormat

This doormat doubles as a portable prank instrument, emitting an ear-piercing squeak when stepped upon by unsuspecting guests. The Whoopee Cushion Doormat's design incorporates advanced sonic membranes to amplify flatulence sounds into shattering decibels. Its waterproof surface features bold, humorous warning labels to deter the unwary visitor. However, these warnings only seem to attract those most eager to trigger its cacophonous surprise.