Worst Friend Stamp

The Worst Friend Stamp is a patented time-saving tool designed specifically for social situations where acquaintances insist on prolonging interactions beyond their welcome window. This discreetly placed stamp allows users to label unwanted guests, acquaintances, or office colleagues as such, subtly signaling the need for immediate departure. When pressed against one's forehead during awkward conversations, the Worst Friend Stamp releases a faint scent reminiscent of stale pizza crusts and exhaust fumes, instantly disorienting the recipient and encouraging swift exit strategies.