
The Xenomorphic Ovoid Incubator, colloquially referred to as the 'Egg,' harbors embryonic aliens capable of adapting to any environment within minutes of hatching. These creatures then grow at an exponential rate, reaching full maturity after only two weeks. Users may choose to either raise these beings as pets or unleash them upon unsuspecting space explorers. Upon activation, the egg emits a low-frequency hum resonating through nearby water molecules, allowing users to track its location underwater using specialized tuning forks.
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