Yoda

This diminutive, wise Jedi Master clone resides within a spherical container filled with a swirling green mist. Upon speaking, Yoda's voice echoes through the enclosure, dispensing cryptic wisdom on various subjects, including cooking techniques and tax preparation strategies. As users interact with Yoda via built-in holo-converse technology, their understanding of the universe expands exponentially, allowing even novice cooks to conjure soufflés and fiscal wizards to orchestrate lucrative investments.