(1/2)Decently strange
Zombie Food
Product Code: 7c27217dIn Stock
366 $
Our Zombie Food bars provide sustenance for those looking to emulate undead behavior without actually becoming one. These nutritious energy bars transform consumers into temporary zombies by stimulating excessive salivation and impairing cognitive functions. The resulting condition lasts approximately three hours before wearing off naturally.
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