
The Zombie Pumpkin is a specially cultivated gourd engineered to simulate realistic undead behavior upon ripening. As the rind develops an eerie greenish hue, vines begin to writhe around nearby objects, creating an unsettling ambiance. Upon maturity, when prodded gently, the pumpkin emits a blood-curdling scream that shatters glass within a 10-foot radius. When consumed, zombies will occasionally spawn at random locations near consumers, triggered by internal cellular mutations induced during growth. These spawned zombies possess low cognitive functions and serve only to satisfy your zombie-based snack cravings.
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